(I'm only slightly exaggerating)
Monday, August 25, 2008
My worst fear...well, one of them
There is a lizard in my shower. I am freaking out. I've put a towel in the crack of the shower door and then closed off the bathroom and put a blanket in the crack of that door. I'm sure the lizard will still come find me. I even called my neighbor Kimberly to come get it, seeing as how she's worn real live lizards as earrings, but she's not home. (either that or she is home and has decided I'm a total freak and has decided to ignore me...believe me Kim, I would totally understand). Anyway...if you don't hear from me for a while it could be because the thought of the lizard lurking about in our house has caused me a stroke, in which case I can no longer use my hands to type, or I'm dead from a heart attack.
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7 comments:
Oh, Jill! You make me laugh! Too bad we don't live in SA...Sheldon would catch it for you! He's been busy outside catching frogs around the house today! ;o)
Well, at least you had a reason not to clean it...however, if you wanted to get clean yourself, I suppose you were forced to remained dirty. Sorry about your little enemy. Hope Brody or your neighbor get home soon.
I can only say HAHAHAHAHA! I would be doing the same thing. When we lived in California I once called the non emergency police number to ask them to help me because there was a tiny fruit bat sleeping on the wall outside my apartment door and I need to leave and go to work. They laughed at me (shocker!)
Oh my gosh, Jill...you crack me up!!! Hands don't work due to stroke..hahahahahahahahaha. Maybe the lizard was there to laugh at Brody's pants because he heard about them from the spiders??? hmm?? never know! Hope to talk to you soon, but I got sick kiddos right now. Pray for me!!
Wish I were there. My boys would have caught him for you. Great thing about having boys they get all the icky stuff that you don't want to go near. Like roaches! I hate them and I think they are all secretly after me.
Finally someone who understands! We had one of those little pink lizards in our bathroom & I was totally freaking out. There is something about them that is just so creepy!
Is this the same one I chased out of your house last week? We've had a zillion of those ugly salamanders or whatever lurking around and then today the plumber found a snake in our front yard. He came in and asked if we were missing our pet snake. "Uh, NO!!!" I told him he had my blessing to send it to snake heaven.
Yikes!
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